Speaking of WWE... FCW have there own version of Homecoming soon...Tomcat Kev O’Neil is to return very soon...watch out Laken Xander, that’s all I’m going to say!

And speaking of dames earlier, why do more and more guys seem to be trying the make up thing? Face paint is cool, nothing wrong with that, but we seem to have an emergence of guys trying the ol’ eyeliner. We’ve seen Marc Hogan wear it many a time, now Celt Kennedy. Not that I’ve got anything against it, I’m just worried in case my make up goes wandering that’s all! Maybe they all liked the job Bouncer and me did on Jack Storm!

Actually, I’ve just had a vision of The Judge dressed up as a Christmas Panto type dame, with the rosy red cheeks and all! Hey, I think I’ve just come up with a new gimmick! And Justice could be Buttons!

Seriously though, I can’t believe that Justice is letting the Judge use him as he is. It’s so sad to see. Just how low can someone go? What will happen if Falcon ever flies back into FCW? By the way, isn’t that thing the Judge carries round called a gavel and not a hammer liked he called it last month? I stand accused if I am wrong, but wearing very nice shoes whilst doing so.

Why oh why is poor old Ross still getting crowd heat? He’s a damn fine ref, ok, manners could be improved on a little, I mean, Joel is such a gentleman helping me in and out of the ring, and Ross can be a bit begrudging in that respect. But hey, as long as he makes the all-important count that’s all the matters right? What I wanna really know is, when we have the ladies matches, why does Joel always get to be the ref? Me thinks that is something for me to be investigating!

Which reminds me, don’t ya just love it how Damien Grant thinks he’s god’s gift to women! Bless him! If he weren’t so evil you’d just want to put him in your pocket and take him home for tea! Well, something like that anyway! Ahem....

What did you all think of this year Ring Warrior Tournament? I was so pleased to see Bouncer win! I think he’s very deserving of a title shot. I can already see him strutting to the rig with the belt over his shoulder. Yep, damn fine champion he’s gonna make if Rob Hunter takes up the challenge!

It’s almost time for my favourite festival of the year....Halloween. Mr Bad Saul Attitude Saul Adams has been practising dressing up as a bright orange pumpkin all year, so he should win any fancy dress competitions he goes to! I hope we bring back the Halloween Rumble again, that was so much fun!

Well, I’m going to go shopping now, and remember I don’t suffer from shopping for new shoes.....I enjoy every second if it.

Peace, Shoes, and Big Hug to Fletch!