Probably not so I’ll just ramble on about what I can think of!

Well, firstly 4Play...are they downsizing or reshuffling or what! Celt is in, then he’s out and no-where to be seen, and then he’s back and armed with eyeliner! Then A-Star Sucks, but now he Rules! Then to top it all off, Kev O’Neil has his arm broken by Laken Xander......now I’m not one to start off conspiracy theories or anything like that, but....
Laken and A-Star were arch enemies

4Play kick A-Star out of the group and who was there to pick him up? Yep, Laken Xander.

4Play haven’t been in such a rush to face A-Star, but then Laken takes out O’Neil. Coincidence? Hmmmmmmmm.

Anyway, who would have thought that the Sensation of the Nation Rob Hunter would have got the title back? I thought it was as good as Spud’s!

Talking of Champs! The British Connection finally wins the gold! I thought this was never going to end! I was kinda worried about the belt ceremony at the recent Baggeridge show, as I thought Devils Advocate would cause a big scene and they kinda scare me at times, I mean Saul Adams is always ready to start yelling at me! Hang on, what am I on about? I’m Emerald the Jack Storm slayer! Well, with the help of Bouncer I was! Maybe I’ll just wave some lipstick in front of Saul Adams next time and see if that will put him in his place!

Why is it that we put on some of our best ever shows in Walsall, yet although the fans are absolutely fantastic, which FCW fans always are, it would always be even greater to see a few more familiar faces in the crowd. So don’t forget to spread the word, with two more definite shows this year in Walsall...FCW NEEDS YOU!

COLT CABANA IS RETURNING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY! I don’t normally yell, but that needs shouting from the rooftops! The Cabana raffle, how brilliant was that! I’ve missed Colt! Sigh...... After two shows, I’m missing Joe Legend as well. This guy was just so great, the kids loved him, the women were basically passing out, the guys wanted to be him, legend is an understatement!

Talking of legends...Dragon Phoenix has returned! OH WOW! I really thought his neck was injured when he came out with the next brace on, what a crafty little thing! Why did Ross the Ref have to hold him back? I wanted him to punch Jack! Not that I’m violent or anything like that! It’s going to be explosive when these two finally get it on. I’ve still got loads of party poppers, I’ll be doing the conga by myself if need be when Dragon Phoenix gets his revenge!

What does everyone think of having two refs by the way? Poor old Ross got some heat off the crowd for not having an afro amongst other chants. Poor guy couldn’t do anything right! It’s not an easy job being a ref as it is!

One last thing before I go....CAT FIGHT! Let’s give a big welcome to FCW for Angel Gonzales! She’s been sitting in the crowds so patiently for the last few months cheering on A-Star Athlete and now it looks like she’ll be standing by his side. Me thinks more cat fights on are the way! Meow!

Well until next time, peace and handbags to you all,