"Dizzy, I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning"... Poor Sam Green, my head still hurts for him after the devastating chair shot he received at the hands of Rob Hunter back in September! Gotta admit though, I like the repercussion that ensued. Did Rob Hunter know what he was letting himself in for when he agreed to a falls count anywhere match with Morales at the Haden Hill show? Best bit of the match had to be when Morales was suplexed onto the bin, a fan ran up to it and yelled ecstatically at his mate "It's real!" Bless!

Just thinking of that match again is sending shivers down my spine. Speaking of shivers, FCW held their very own Halloween show on October 26th. I saw some of the FCW lads a few days before the show and told them to put the masks away, it was still too early. Imagine my fright when I realised that they weren't wearing any!

Speaking of that Halloween show.... How on earth did I not realise that it was Laken Xander underneath the scream outfit during Rob's match? I cannot believe even I was fooled! This is not on! I am all knowing! How could this have happened? Still, gotta admit, it was freakin' brilliant!

On a serious note, FCW sends its best wishes to Mr MTX Jem Brown who made his FCW debut back in February. He was involved in a nasty car accident im September and will be out for some time. Get well soon mate.

I didn't think A-Star Athlete was going to start a new fashion trend with his headbands, but holy cow it did! Recently, Spud has been sporting some rather fetching headbands also. What is FCW coming too?! Well, maybe he might come to his sense, since the mullet has since been given the chop!

Devils Advocate are still on a winning streak. Who is going to beat these guys? While I'm on about these guys, just how many Tree of Woes is Damien Grant gonna get himself caught up in? This guy is the king of 'headstands' in FCW!

I really enjoyed the debut show at Collingwood, especially the food layout. Boy was that pizza hot! Just pity GBH's opponent if he gets his hands on a slice before his match!

What does everyone think of Mini GBH? I think it's hysterical, better than the mini Hogan Jay Leno had on his show one time!

Anyone else noticed that Kev O'Neil has had a few basically clean pins recently. What is going on?!?! I demand Commissioner Woe investigates immediately!

And why does A-Star Athlete get so many boos? This man is a champion people! He has the medals to prove it! Kurt Angle has nothing on this man! Kurt who? I hear you all cry! Exactly! All together now...."A-Star rules!" .... Hey...who chanted "A-Star sucks" then?!?!

Well that's all for now folks, see ya at the next show. Before I sign off, let's all hear it now...Karaoke who?