Future Gossip - 5th March 2009
by Emerald

It's been a hectic start of 2009 for FCW with shows at Baggeridge and the Wilson Hall within weeks of one another, but this did not deter the lads from putting on fabulous performances as always. Of course, some shined more than others, but there has been a bit of a challenge for the most impressive in Emerald’s books, and let me tell you, I like the competition.

Before I go i nto that further though, my secret spy tells me that one of my predictions may be close to coming true. Certain members of PL4Y are very jealous of the attention that one jolly green giant is receiving in his new daring attire and they just might join in on the act. Though I suspect Celt Kennedy will come across more Hornswoggle than a giant jelly baby.

The 'New Look' Dead Sexy are two of the youngsters that are looking to climb the ranks within FCW. They are a fearsome duo as a tag team, yet Alex Graves defeated Todd Hunter quite convincingly at Baggeridge in a solo outing. They may be chalk and cheese but I've always had a unique palate.

Another duo that I know I should hate but can’t help but love is the pairing of B52 and the Iron Serb Ilya Dragovic, but I love them for the wrong reasons sometimes! My sides were hurting just watching Dragovic getting hit on his own head with his very own flagpole.

I got the feeling that we should have renamed the matches involving The Bouncer and Ilya Dragovic Wilson Hall show a Tourniquet more so than a tournament of sorts with the amount of bandages that were being worn. Big wimps!

Has anyone else noticed how much weight so many of the lads seem to have lost? What is the secret?

I am going on record and saying it out loud! I want Saul Adams to become a regular referee! The man is a legend! I seriously do not know when I last laughed as much as I did during February's Bagger idge show when Mr Adams knocked out Head Referee Joel Adams only to tear off his (hideously sparkly) shirt to reveal a black and white striped one underneath. His cries to Dragovic during his match against Laken Xander of I'm counting as fast as I can out of sheer desperation.

If his stint as referee wasn’t enough he subjected us to his comedic abilities shortly before when he demanded that Joel help him with his first ever 'Saul Adams Tombola' What on earth I hear you cry? That's what we all cried as Saul proceeded to pull names out of the tombola to be named as his next target. The crowd was in uproar when he pulled out Hulk Hogan's name. Of course, due to prior commitments Hulk Hogan regrets he cannot make it to FCW. I did hear from his agent though recently who informed me that Hulk Hogan said he would have enjoyed facing Saul Adams, especially to challenge him as to who wears a feather boa better.

Speaking of which, whilst watching 'Dancing on Ice' last week it gave me an idea. It was props week, and seeing Coleen Nolan with that feather boa did make me think of Saul. More so of speciality matches really, I wasn't picturing any of our lads whirling around on ice, though it could be quite fun. What I was actually thinking of, wouldn't it be good if we have a night of matches with props, all to be announced on the day, it might be a bin, it might be a ladder, it might be a steel chair; you get the general idea. Maybe even have a comedy prop? Suggestions please to pwpfrog@hotmail.com

It was good to see both Celt Kennedy and Jonny Storm back in action at Baggeridge even if they were a bit hectic flying all over the place, good to have you back though lads.

Has everyone read that we have a new location coming up soon at the Hadley Stadium on the 16th May? I for one am very excited, I've not seen the venue as yet but I can bet it will be an amazing atmosphere and you better all be there!

See you at ringside! X